So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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