Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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