Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
