I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the condom got lost in my hair
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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