So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
