okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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