You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
smell my finger.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Randomize
