just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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