she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
