So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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