i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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