Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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