yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
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Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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