So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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