You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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