Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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