She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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