is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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