If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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