how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I need a beard to bite.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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