i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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