He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I could make wine with my vomit
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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