I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize