I haven't been this sober since birth.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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