69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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