Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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