It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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