Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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