I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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