Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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