Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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