one might say we're banned from that church
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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