I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Dick very happy bro
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
