You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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