im gay
i know
yea but for you.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
