Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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