his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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