i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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