Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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