We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
im having a threesome with these popsicles
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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