Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Randomize
