after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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