Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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