Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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