Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so explain again why im purple
no
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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