Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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