If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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