her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
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I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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