i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
His nipple licking is glorious
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