hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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