I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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