it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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