Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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