Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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