I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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