Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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