What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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