Me. At least after what I've been through.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He has the fingertips of a God
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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